THEN
- In 1620 a ship with 100 people on landed in the Massachusetts Bay
- Only half of the original passengers survived
- An Indian came and taught the people how to grow food
- By the fall they harvested their crop, thanked God and ate.
- Thanksgiving wasn't a national holiday till 1863 when Lincoln scheduled Thanksgiving to be the last Thursday in November
- In 1939 Franklin D. Roosevelt moved Thanksgiving up a week to spur retail sales, BUT people then were outraged! So it got moved back.
- Starting the day after Halloween, Christmas crap starts to come out
- On Thanksgiving day, people stuff themselves till they puke while planing their shopping trip for late that night.
- Stores try and outdo each other by opening earlier and staying open longer
- People trample each other trying to get the best deal
THEN
NOW...
HAPPY STUFFING YOUR FACE SALE DAY!!!




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